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Random» NightElfVicius (teal | 35 APM | 1321 actions | 37:59)
Hero icon 6 Keeper of the Grove
Ability icon 2 Force of Nature
Ability icon 3 Thorns Aura
Ability icon 1 Tranquility
Hero icon 4 Priestess of the Moon
Ability icon 2 Trueshot Aura
Ability icon 2 Searing Arrows
Hero icon 1 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 1 Healing Wave

» actions
Basic commands137
Build / train43
Enter build submenu21
Enter hero's abilities submenu11
Right click719
Select / deselect349
Use ability41
1321 total
» units
Wisp9
Archer7
Chimaera5
21 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild2
Reinforced Hides2
Corrosive Breath1
Barrage1
6 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well11
Ancient of War1
Tree of Ages1
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Wind1
Chimaera Roost2
Hunter's Hall1
Ancient of Wonders1
Tree of Life2
22 total
» build order
00:23 Altar of Elders
00:37 Moon Well
00:53 Ancient of War
01:40 Moon Well
02:46 Tree of Ages
03:01 Moon Well
03:36 Moon Well
04:52 Moon Well
05:27 Moon Well
05:30 Tree of Eternity
06:37 Ancient of Wind
07:53 Chimaera Roost
07:57 Chimaera Roost
08:08 Hunter's Hall
13:51 Moon Well
15:39 Ancient of Wonders
18:51 Tree of Life
20:03 Moon Well
22:43 Tree of Life
25:05 Moon Well
25:07 Moon Well
25:11 Moon Well
» items
Scroll of Town Portal1
1 total
OrcDharma (orange | 54 APM | 2061 actions | 37:59)
Hero icon 6 Blademaster
Ability icon 3 Wind Walk
Ability icon 2 Critical Strike
Ability icon 1 Bladestorm
Hero icon 7 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 3 Hex
Ability icon 3 Healing Wave
Ability icon 1 Big Bad Voodoo
Hero icon 1 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 1 Endurance Aura
Hero icon 2 Far Seer
Ability icon 2 Chain Lighting
Hero icon 2 Blood Mage
Ability icon 1 Banish
Ability icon 1 Summon Phoenix

» actions
Basic commands305
Build / train111
ESC pressed5
Enter build submenu32
Enter hero's abilities submenu20
Give item / drop item5
Right click882
Select / deselect524
Use ability177
2061 total
» units
Peon10
Wind Rider30
Goblin Shredder1
Rifleman7
48 total
» upgrades
Ranged Weapons4
Armor5
Envenomed Spears2
Long Rifles1
Reinforced Defenses1
Masonry1
14 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow9
Voodoo Lounge1
War Mill1
Stronghold1
Great Hall1
Beastiary7
Fortress1
Watch Tower6
Workshop2
Town Hall2
Scout Tower4
Lumber Mill1
Farm4
41 total
» build order
01:16 Altar of Storms
01:23 Orc Burrow
01:52 Voodoo Lounge
02:39 War Mill
02:45 Stronghold
02:51 Orc Burrow
03:55 Orc Burrow
04:56 Great Hall
05:08 Beastiary
05:09 Beastiary
05:14 Beastiary
09:47 Orc Burrow
09:47 Orc Burrow
11:30 Beastiary
11:31 Fortress
13:14 Orc Burrow
19:16 Beastiary
19:17 Beastiary
19:20 Orc Burrow
19:20 Orc Burrow
19:23 Beastiary
19:28 Orc Burrow
22:26 Watch Tower
22:26 Watch Tower
22:26 Watch Tower
22:27 Watch Tower
22:28 Watch Tower
22:28 Watch Tower
23:06 Workshop
23:07 Workshop
26:05 Town Hall
28:22 Scout Tower
28:22 Scout Tower
28:23 Scout Tower
28:24 Scout Tower
28:28 Lumber Mill
28:30 Farm
28:30 Farm
28:31 Farm
31:26 Town Hall
31:29 Farm
» items
Healing Salve3
Lesser Clarity Potion6
Boots of Speed1
Circlet of Nobility2
Scroll of Town Portal5
Potion of Healing2
Potion of Mana1
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability2
Scroll of Healing2
24 total
HumanMaroons02 (green | 49 APM | 887 actions | 18:08)
Hero icon 4 Blood Mage
Ability icon 2 Banish
Ability icon 2 Siphon Mana

» actions
Assign group hotkey17
Basic commands1
Build / train62
Enter build submenu25
Enter hero's abilities submenu4
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue1
Right click337
Select / deselect195
Select group hotkey212
Use ability32
887 total
» units
Peasant20
Footman6
Rifleman6
Siege Engine9
41 total
» upgrades
Gunpowder3
Armor2
Lumber Harvesting1
Plating1
7 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks1
Farm8
Scout Tower6
Arcane Vault1
Lumber Mill3
Keep1
Blacksmith1
Guard Tower2
Arcane Tower1
Town Hall1
Castle1
Workshop2
Cannon Tower2
31 total
» build order
00:11 Altar of Kings
00:32 Barracks
00:46 Farm
01:02 Farm
01:53 Scout Tower
01:57 Arcane Vault
02:12 Farm
02:23 Scout Tower
03:07 Farm
03:11 Scout Tower
04:10 Farm
04:30 Farm
04:36 Lumber Mill
05:10 Keep
05:13 Blacksmith
05:33 Farm
05:59 Farm
06:53 Guard Tower
06:55 Guard Tower
06:57 Arcane Tower
07:44 Town Hall
07:58 Castle
09:41 Workshop
12:07 Workshop
12:16 Lumber Mill
13:15 Scout Tower
14:01 Scout Tower
14:02 Cannon Tower
15:34 Scout Tower
16:06 Cannon Tower
16:16 Lumber Mill
» items
Scroll of Regeneration1
1 total
Orcecvico (blue | 53 APM | 789 actions | 14:59)
Hero icon 3 Far Seer
Ability icon 2 Feral Spirit
Ability icon 1 Chain Lighting
Hero icon 1 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 1 Healing Wave
Hero icon 1 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 1 Shockwave

» actions
Assign group hotkey9
Basic commands37
Build / train34
Enter build submenu15
Enter hero's abilities submenu6
Right click495
Select / deselect124
Select group hotkey19
Use ability50
789 total
» units
Peon5
Grunt8
Troll Batrider5
18 total
» upgrades
Melee Weapons1
Berserker Strength1
Pillage1
Liquid Fire1
4 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow7
Barracks1
Voodoo Lounge1
War Mill1
Stronghold1
Watch Tower4
Fortress1
Beastiary1
18 total
» build order
00:04 Altar of Storms
00:07 Orc Burrow
00:49 Barracks
01:24 Voodoo Lounge
01:50 Orc Burrow
03:22 Orc Burrow
03:45 War Mill
04:35 Stronghold
06:00 Watch Tower
06:01 Watch Tower
08:24 Fortress
08:31 Beastiary
09:48 Watch Tower
09:54 Orc Burrow
09:55 Orc Burrow
09:59 Watch Tower
10:01 Orc Burrow
10:04 Orc Burrow
» items
Healing Salve1
Boots of Speed1
2 total
team 2
Random» HumanPayCheque (yellow | 72 APM | 2389 actions | 33:14)
Hero icon 6 Mountain King
Ability icon 3 Storm Bolt
Ability icon 2 Thunder Clap
Ability icon 1 Avatar
Hero icon 5 Paladin
Ability icon 3 Holy Light
Ability icon 2 Divine Shield

» actions
Assign group hotkey56
Basic commands129
Build / train112
ESC pressed8
Enter build submenu32
Enter hero's abilities submenu11
Give item / drop item2
Remove unit from queue2
Right click1254
Select / deselect455
Select group hotkey244
Use ability84
2389 total
» units
Peasant15
Footman6
Rifleman11
Mortar Team2
Knight4
Flying Machine17
55 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Defend1
Long Rifles1
Lumber Harvesting2
Gunpowder2
Fragmentation Shards1
Flak Cannons1
Flying Machine Bombs1
Animal War Training1
13 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm11
Barracks2
Lumber Mill1
Scout Tower12
Arcane Tower2
Guard Tower6
Arcane Vault1
Town Hall2
Keep1
Blacksmith1
Castle2
Workshop2
44 total
» build order
00:13 Altar of Kings
00:15 Farm
00:20 Barracks
01:04 Farm
01:33 Lumber Mill
01:50 Scout Tower
02:07 Scout Tower
02:15 Scout Tower
02:36 Arcane Tower
02:42 Guard Tower
03:02 Farm
03:06 Farm
03:11 Farm
04:06 Arcane Vault
04:28 Town Hall
05:39 Scout Tower
06:07 Scout Tower
06:12 Arcane Tower
06:16 Scout Tower
06:18 Guard Tower
06:35 Farm
07:08 Keep
07:11 Guard Tower
07:27 Blacksmith
08:26 Barracks
08:40 Farm
09:29 Castle
09:29 Castle
10:01 Workshop
10:05 Scout Tower
10:05 Scout Tower
10:07 Scout Tower
11:35 Guard Tower
11:42 Farm
11:43 Farm
11:43 Farm
11:44 Farm
12:21 Scout Tower
12:22 Scout Tower
12:24 Scout Tower
12:52 Guard Tower
14:21 Guard Tower
16:48 Workshop
31:39 Town Hall
» items
Scroll of Regeneration5
Lesser Clarity Potion4
Scroll of Town Portal2
Potion of Healing1
Potion of Mana1
13 total
HumanLowlife (purple | 23 APM | 892 actions | 38:00)

» actions
Assign group hotkey10
Basic commands2
Build / train51
Enter build submenu42
Remove unit from queue1
Right click351
Select / deselect262
Select group hotkey117
Use ability56
892 total
» units
Peasant8
Goblin Zeppelin4
Goblin Shredder1
Green Dragon2
Flying Machine15
30 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Lumber Harvesting2
Gunpowder3
Plating3
Flak Cannons1
Flying Machine Bombs1
13 total
» buildings
Lumber Mill2
Scout Tower10
Arcane Tower2
Guard Tower2
Keep2
Altar of Kings2
Castle1
Farm16
Blacksmith4
Workshop4
Town Hall2
47 total
» build order
00:34 Lumber Mill
00:38 Lumber Mill
00:44 Scout Tower
00:47 Scout Tower
00:50 Scout Tower
00:53 Scout Tower
00:56 Scout Tower
01:12 Scout Tower
01:22 Scout Tower
01:24 Scout Tower
01:42 Arcane Tower
02:02 Scout Tower
02:11 Guard Tower
03:46 Guard Tower
03:57 Keep
04:01 Scout Tower
04:53 Arcane Tower
07:13 Altar of Kings
09:29 Castle
11:44 Farm
11:54 Farm
12:22 Farm
12:23 Farm
12:24 Farm
15:35 Blacksmith
15:38 Blacksmith
22:13 Workshop
22:13 Workshop
22:15 Workshop
22:18 Workshop
22:43 Farm
22:43 Farm
22:44 Farm
22:44 Farm
24:32 Farm
24:43 Town Hall
24:59 Farm
25:00 Farm
25:26 Farm
25:29 Farm
25:29 Farm
25:32 Farm
26:19 Keep
26:41 Blacksmith
26:44 Blacksmith
27:02 Altar of Kings
27:27 Town Hall
UndeadKiLLdumbALLiES (pink | 80 APM | 3049 actions | 37:59)
Hero icon 8 Death Knight
Ability icon 3 Death Coil
Ability icon 3 Unholy Aura
Ability icon 1 Animate Dead
Ability icon 1 Death Pact
Hero icon 5 Dark Ranger
Ability icon 2 Black Arrow
Ability icon 3 Silence

» actions
Assign group hotkey147
Basic commands77
Build / train77
Enter build submenu52
Enter hero's abilities submenu13
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue10
Right click1187
Select / deselect482
Select group hotkey882
Use ability121
3049 total
» units
Acolyte7
Ghoul1
Crypt Fiend11
Goblin Shredder2
Obsidian Statue3
Goblin Sapper3
Meatwagon2
Gargoyle6
35 total
» upgrades
Burrow1
Web1
Creature Attack3
Creature Carapace2
Destroyer Form1
8 total
» buildings
Graveyard2
Crypt5
Ziggurat18
Altar of Darkness2
Necropolis6
Spirit Tower4
Halls of the Dead2
Tomb of Relics4
Black Citadel1
Slaughterhouse2
46 total
» build order
00:09 Graveyard
00:18 Crypt
00:44 Ziggurat
01:04 Altar of Darkness
01:52 Ziggurat
03:34 Necropolis
03:37 Spirit Tower
04:31 Halls of the Dead
07:58 Necropolis
08:29 Tomb of Relics
09:41 Ziggurat
09:56 Ziggurat
09:58 Tomb of Relics
10:00 Tomb of Relics
10:05 Crypt
11:06 Spirit Tower
11:35 Black Citadel
11:39 Slaughterhouse
12:58 Slaughterhouse
15:33 Ziggurat
15:41 Ziggurat
16:19 Tomb of Relics
17:17 Spirit Tower
19:51 Ziggurat
19:51 Ziggurat
19:51 Ziggurat
20:47 Ziggurat
21:15 Necropolis
21:17 Ziggurat
22:47 Ziggurat
26:30 Necropolis
28:36 Crypt
28:38 Crypt
28:41 Halls of the Dead
29:52 Altar of Darkness
29:54 Ziggurat
29:54 Ziggurat
31:02 Ziggurat
31:39 Graveyard
32:44 Ziggurat
32:46 Crypt
33:28 Spirit Tower
33:31 Ziggurat
35:21 Necropolis
35:38 Necropolis
36:20 Ziggurat
» items
Orb of Corruption1
Scroll of Town Portal3
Potion of Healing1
Boots of Speed1
Staff of Teleportation1
7 total
OrcTRUMPS_A_RETARD (red | 37 APM | 1410 actions | 37:59)
Hero icon 8 Blademaster
Ability icon 1 Wind Walk
Ability icon 3 Critical Strike
Ability icon 3 Mirror Image
Ability icon 1 Bladestorm

» actions
Build / train130
Enter build submenu37
Enter hero's abilities submenu8
Give item / drop item7
Remove unit from queue2
Right click736
Select / deselect394
Use ability96
1410 total
» units
Peon43
Grunt10
Troll Headhunter/Berserker20
Goblin Zeppelin1
Shaman2
76 total
» upgrades
Pillage1
Armor3
Berserker Strength1
Troll Regeneration1
Melee Weapons1
Ranged Weapons3
Berserker Upgrade1
Shaman Training2
Spiked Barricades1
14 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms3
Orc Burrow13
Barracks5
Voodoo Lounge3
War Mill3
Stronghold2
Great Hall3
Fortress1
Spirit Lodge1
Watch Tower4
38 total
» build order
00:17 Altar of Storms
00:23 Orc Burrow
00:49 Barracks
01:42 Orc Burrow
02:07 Barracks
02:19 Voodoo Lounge
03:56 Orc Burrow
04:22 War Mill
04:46 Stronghold
06:06 Orc Burrow
06:56 Great Hall
07:56 Fortress
09:00 Orc Burrow
10:07 Spirit Lodge
18:34 Orc Burrow
18:45 Altar of Storms
19:44 Orc Burrow
19:58 Great Hall
20:12 Voodoo Lounge
20:54 War Mill
21:23 Barracks
21:48 Barracks
21:51 Barracks
22:35 Orc Burrow
23:50 Orc Burrow
24:48 Stronghold
25:10 Orc Burrow
25:58 Watch Tower
26:04 Watch Tower
26:13 Watch Tower
26:19 Watch Tower
27:12 Orc Burrow
29:21 Altar of Storms
29:39 Great Hall
30:07 War Mill
30:59 Orc Burrow
31:58 Orc Burrow
33:12 Voodoo Lounge
» items
Healing Salve4
Boots of Speed1
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability3
Circlet of Nobility1
Scroll of Town Portal4
Orb of Lightning1
Potion of Healing5
Lesser Clarity Potion2
Potion of Mana2
Periapt of Vitality1
24 total

Chat log


(12:24 / Allies) KiLLdumbALLiES: 3 at top
(12:28 / Allies) KiLLdumbALLiES: shold hit bottom

(15:00 / Allies) KiLLdumbALLiES: b

(16:33 / Allies) KiLLdumbALLiES: tanks
(16:40 / Allies) PayCheque: no wood
(16:47 / Allies) TRUMPS_A_RETARD: tp
(17:37 / All) Maroons02: desperately her struggled to stop the steam
(18:36 / All) Dharma: drop hacking?
(18:39 / All) KiLLdumbALLiES: lol
(18:43 / All) KiLLdumbALLiES: theyre quitting
(18:49 / All) KiLLdumbALLiES: are u not watching the game?

(25:37 / Allies) TRUMPS_A_RETARD: tp?
(26:34 / Allies) PayCheque: get together

(30:26 / Allies) PayCheque: gg
(31:14 / Allies) TRUMPS_A_RETARD: spare gold 4 hero
(31:29 / Allies) TRUMPS_A_RETARD: thx
(31:38 / All) Dharma: did u see
(31:41 / All) Dharma: the drop hacking?
(31:48 / All) PayCheque: from who
(32:13 / Allies) KiLLdumbALLiES: chims cant attack air

(37:05 / All) Dharma: we would of won easy
(37:09 / All) Dharma: if you guys didnt luck out
(37:14 / All) KiLLdumbALLiES: watch replay
(37:18 / All) KiLLdumbALLiES: purple jacking off most of game
(37:24 / All) Lowlife: I literally was
(37:39 / Allies) Lowlife: run
(37:40 / Allies) Lowlife: run
(37:41 / Allies) Lowlife: run